Things that Vex Keith Dunn… Certain People
Published: Sometime before 7th January 2002
THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE, AND I KNOW HOW TO FIND THEM.
WHEN THAT TIME COMES THERE WILL BE RIVERS OF BLOOD. FIRE AND BRIMSTONE WILL RAIN DOWN ON MINE ENEMIES. I SHALL RIDE FORTH ON MINE WHITE CHARGER AND SMITE MY ENERMIES WITH A SWORD OF FIRE (Gibber, gibber, froth, froth, insane chuckle).
(Mr Dunn been given a shot of vallium wrapped around a lead pipe and told to lie down in a darkened room, with a cold flannel over his eyes. He will not contribute any more to this column as it anger's up the blood)